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Kelly and Amanda:

Kelly and Amanda: Stoned Sorority Sisters

Kelly and Amanda are characters in Season Three of the Showtime series DEXTER.  

They are twin sorority girls who give Teegan Campbell’s address to Dexter Morgan.

Summary[]

In his search for Freebo, Dexter looks up the address of his girlfriend, Teegan. Apparently, she is living in a sorority house. When he arrives at the location after dark, Dexter finds a large keg party. After grabbing a beer, Dexter pushes through the crowd and climbs the stairs. At the top, he finds two stoned girls, obviously twins, blocking his way.

Amanda: [flirtatiously] “What's the password?”
Kelly: [giggling] “There's a password?”
Dexter: “I'm just looking for my girl Teegan. Where's her room again?”
Kelly: “Ew, Teegan? Ew, that girl's a ho bag. She's a ho!”
Amanda: “She's such a ho bag.”
Kelly: “She doesn't live here anymore.”
Amanda: “She's hoeing off campus, probably living in her ho pad.”
Dexter: “How about you give me the address of her ho pad so I can go tell her what a ho bag she is?”
Amanda: “You have any party favors?”
Kelly: “Oh, yeah.”
Dexter: “Uh, sorry. I don't have anything on me, but…”
Amanda: [invitingly] “We put out.”
Kelly: “We totally do.”
Dexter: [rebuffing the advances] “All right, that is so totally off the hook. But how about I just trade you for Teegan's address?”
Kelly: “Okay."
Amanda: “Okay.” [She then looks at her phone] “22 Lincoln Log.”
Dexter: “I suspect that's Lincoln Lane?”
Amanda: “Whatever. Let's get high.”
Dexter: “You two wait here. I'll go get my stash.”
Kelly and Amanda: “Okay.”

Dexter quickly leaves the house, thinking, The leaders of tomorrow. Their parents must be proud. How much worse could my child turn out? Do I even wanna know the answer to that question?

Dexter finds Teegan’s place and climbs through a window, only to find a nude Freebo surfing porn on the internet. Dexter sneaks out unseen and returns to his apartment to retrieve his kill tools.

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