M Street Bar

M Street Bar is a location in Season Five of the Showtime series DEXTER.

It’s where Angel Batista and Sergeant Lopez engage in a bar fight.

Summary

 * “Hello, Bandit”

By accident, Angel discovers that his new wife, Maria LaGuerta, has a $268,000 bank account. He confronts her, asking why she kept it a secret. When Maria explains that it’s her retirement fund, Angel states his belief that married couples should share everything. Maria, however, says they have different ideas of marriage. She describes herself as practical, having worked her entire life to protect herself, while Angel lives everyday like it’s a party and spends money faster than he makes it. His feelings hurt, Angel walks out of her office and immediately tells everyone that drinks are on him.

Depressed, Angel sits at the bar next to Vince Masuka, grumbling to him about Maria.

"Angel: “She wants to live her life stashing away all her little pennies, that’s -- that’s her problem. I can’t do anything about that. You know? You want another drink?” Vince: “You buying, right?” Angel: “Bartender, a Cuervo Silver.” Angel: You know how much money she’s got? It’s sick. Did she tell me? Did she tell me? Cheers.'"

Angel hears his name called as Sergeant Lopez walks up and shakes his hand.

"Lopez: “It true you married Maria LaGuerta?” Angel: “I did indeed.” Lopez: (laughs) 'Cabron! [meaning dumbass]. You got yourself a little sugar mama.” Angel: “What?” Lopez: “Oh yeah. I remember when she was first starting out. Such a fine piece of ass.” Angel: “I think you need to get the hell out of here.” Lopez: (laughs and speaks in Spanish) Angel: “You fuck!”"Infuriated, Angel throws the first punch, and continues hitting Lopez until Masuka and two others pull him away. Lopez ends up with a broken nose, broken rib, and punctured lung. He files charges against Angel, who then visits him in the hospital to apologize.

Related Pages

 * Sergeant Lopez
 * Angel Batista
 * Jim McCourt
 * Maria LaGuerta