Uni (Package)

Uni (Package) is a character in Season Seven of the Showtime series DEXTER.

He delivers a box containing the Prosthetic Hand to Vince Masuka.

Summary

 * “Buck the System”

Dexter Morgan mails a package under a false name to Miami Metro Forensics with a plan to get rid of Louis Greene. Back at Miami Metro, Dexter waits for it to be delivered as Louis and Vince Masuka work together nearby. When an uni arrives in the department carrying the box he mailed, Dexter thought, “Time to start prying one monkey off my back.”

"Uni: “Got a package here addressed to Miami Metro Forensics.” Vince: “Oh, yeah, uh, I'll take it.” Uni: “There you go.” Vince: “Thanks.” Vince: (to Louis) “Think I drunk-ordered from the Hustler store, and that never turns out well.” [Lecherous laugh] He opens the box, finds the prosthetic hand with intricate colored lines drawn on the palm, and exclaims, “What the fuck?”"

Vince finds a note (that Dexter forged) in the box and he reads it aloud: "Dear Mr. Greene, when I bought The Ice Truck Killer's hand online, I assumed it would be in mint condition, not with lines drawn all over its palm. Please refund my money immediately."

"Vince: (to Louis) “You had the hand the whole time? And you sold it online?” Louis: “N-no, I swear-- I swear, I don't know --” Vince: (angrily) “And after all I've done for you, you stab me in the fuckin' back? You are so fuckin' fired!” Louis: (pleading) “Vince, hold on a second. You gotta belie--” Vince: “Out. Now.”"

As he leaves, Louis glares at Dexter, who returns a smug smile. Vince tells Dexter that he has the worst luck with interns.

Related Pages

 * U.S. Post Office
 * Prosthetic Hand