Connie

Connie is a character in Season Six of the Showtime series DEXTER.

Joey Quinn hooks up with her while he's drunk, but his memory is skewed.

Summary

 * "Get Gellar"

Joey Quinn misses the morning briefing, so Angel Batista drives to his place. He knocks on the door until Quinn, passed out on the floor, finally wakes up. Quinn brushes off missing the briefing as having overslept. Angel grumbles that it's happening a lot lately. He orders Quinn to get dressed and throws him a shirt. Just then, Angel notices that Quinn's gun is missing from the holster. Quinn groans, "Oh, fuck me." Quinn explains that he went to the strip club with Masuka, but Masuka bailed on him.

As Quinn struggles to remember what next happened, he begins to smile and mentions he was with a stripper in her car. Angel asks incredulously, "You banged a stripper in her car?" Quinn says his gun probably fell out in the backseat, and Angel hopes he has the stripper's number. When Quinn reaches for his phone, however, he realizes that it's also missing. Exasperated, Angel states that he has to babysit him along with his kid sister. Angel tells Quinn to track his phone with GPS, and Quinn logs into his computer. Angel is further angered when the address turns out to be halfway across town.

They find the stripper's house, and Quinn knocks on the door. A blonde hottie answers, but she doesn't appear to recognize Quinn.

"Quinn: 'Hey. How are you?' Girl: 'Uh, okay. How are you?' Quinn: 'Uh...this is a little awkward. But I think I left something in your car.' Girl: 'Sorry. I don’t have a car.' Quinn: 'Uhh, didn't I meet you last night out at Virginia Gardens?' Girl: 'Oh, you're looking for my mom.'"

The blonde goes off to get her mother. Angel, amused, looks at Quinn and mouths, "Mom."

"Quinn: 'Hotness like that's got to run in the family, right? I mean, she must be like...'"

An older, less attractive woman, obviously not a stripper, appears at the door and greets Quinn enthusiastically.

"Quinn: 'Holy shit. Hi. We got the wrong house.' Connie: 'Joey.' (kisses him) Quinn: (recoiling from kiss) 'Hey. Okay.' Angel: 'So you two met at the club?' Connie: 'Oh, no, no. We met across the street at the Waffle House. I work the late shift and this one was all hands.' Angel: 'Mm. I’d love to hear more, but Joey and I have to get back to the station. And we think he may have left some things in your car.' Connie: (smiling) 'It wasn't his innocence, if you know what I mean.' [Quinn laughs nervously.] Connie: 'It's unlocked.' Angel: 'Thank you, ma'am.'"

Quinn and Angel walk over to Connie's car, and Quinn searches the backseat.

"Quinn: 'You can’t tell anybody about this.' Angel: 'I can say anything I want.' Quinn: (retrieving his sidearm and cellphone) 'Got it. Oh my god. We took pictures.'"

On the way back to the station, Angel's car breaks down, and they begin to argue. Their insults escalate and they engage in a physical fight, which is broken up by a passerby yelling at them.

Trivia

 * Quinn doesn't speak Connie's name, but it's listed in the credits.

Related Pages

 * Angel Batista
 * Connie's Daughter
 * Joey Quinn
 * Lucky Gentlemen's Club